If you knosh on knishes and have been gnashing your teeth over the Great Knish Shortage of 5774 — you'll have to wait a little while longer.
So says the Gabila's, Long Island company responsible for producing the overwhelming majority of the nation's square, fried variety of knish. (Baked round ones? You can have!) Trouble replacing equipment destroyed in a September fire is delaying production until at least (wait for it) Christmas Eve!