Normally I'd just share this but Kinja is still borked for me and I want you guys to bask in Borg's glory. Resistance is futile.
Borg assimilated Chupacabras: That was such a clusterfuck, truly.
Me: That word always makes me think of snake breeding balls and I giggle a little bit, which helps dissipate the rage.
Borg assimilated Chupacabras: Side note: Do not google snake balls with safe search off. Very disturbing...