This is post Kinja 2.0. Of course there were other comments so long ago, but they don't matter anymore, like so many petals on the wind.
Ignored: These were my first posts on Kinja. Comments? Page Views? OH WHO WOULD EVER CARE ABOUT OLD SNACK. The one about Gen X, I posted something similar later and it got mainpaged on Jezebel. I WAS BRIEFLY A SHINING STAR!
Neurotic: Guys, Look I know stuff and I feel things. Let me entertain you with random things about my life. Guys, do you like me? DO YOU LIKE ME? DO YOU LIKE ME?
DRUNK WITH POWER: Feeling some commenter power! FEELING LIKE PEOPLE LIKE ME! BOW DOWN to YOUR NEW GOD. Snack creates snack franchises like Friday night dance party and Group Prude. I'm gonna be a name brand, LIKE TIC TACS!