Woke up to 66 responses. Yikes.

Thought 1: Oh no, did I post on Ambien again?

Thought 2: I would've remembered that. NO YOU WOULDN'T.

Thought 3: Big girls don't cry, they open their notifications.

Thought 4: I'm really sorry, Magister.

Thought 5: Oh!

Thought 6: LOL

Thought 7. Duh. I had posted a corgi.

QUEEN ELIZABETH SEZ: NO SHIT, GURL