Any Puerto Ricans here who can translate this for me?

I tried Google translate and ended up with, "Why so soles? because a Vine snatching at my peo," which was not helpful.

UPDATE: Apparently, I was supposed to pick the language (even though I had specifically asked for a Spanish translator). It apparently thought the language was Galician Spanish for some reason. The Spanish to English translation is, "that alone? because I came to throw me a fart," which doesn't make grammatical sense, but I can at least figure out what's going on.

This joke was not worth all the effort.