So here's an article about a meteor shower over Arizona and after you watch the video you might be thinking the best part of the article is the local reporter shoving a camera into people's faces while they're eating.

You might even think it's the part where the article quotes Twitter:

Did y'all see the meteor that flew above Tucson? Crazzzzy. That was toooo craaaazy!" Tucson resident Eric Gomez posted on Twitter.

You would be wrong. It is this quote that makes Bill Cooke, NASA meteor expert, the Roger Murtaugh of NASA:

He won't be joining you, but will wait until morning to watch video recordings captured by NASA's cameras — for comfort's sake, he said.

"I'm too old to freeze my rear off anymore."

Just too old for this shit.