Jezebel reports that a woman shot her husband because he didn't shoot enough sperm when he came. This makes me think of a job I had a few years ago where I was writing ads for herbal pills promising a "bigger ejaculate load."

At the time I went with "She'll be impressed by how much you come!'

Little did I know that the more persuasive ad would have been "She won't kill you like a praying mantis after sex!"