Listen up everyone, Lady Paglia has some truth to throw down (her truth, that is)

First let's get all those pesky boys separated from the girls

The genders should be separated for sex counseling. It is absurd to avoid the harsh reality that boys have less to lose from casual serial sex than do girls, who risk pregnancy and whose future fertility can be compromised by disease. Boys need lessons in basic ethics and moral reasoning about sex (for example, not taking advantage of intoxicated dates), while girls must learn to distinguish sexual compliance from popularity.

Ummm Okay...maybe...

But while information about condoms must be provided, it is not the place of public schools to distribute condoms, as is currently done in the Boston, New York and Los Angeles school districts. Condom distribution should be left to hospitals, clinics and social-service agencies.

Hmmm, I really don't know how helpful that is

public schools have no business listing the varieties of sexual gratification, from masturbation to oral and anal sex

Again, Okay..maybe..but it seems awfully pearl-clutchy to not talk about sex when teaching about sex

The issue of homosexuality is a charged one. In my view, antibullying campaigns, however laudable, should not stray into political endorsement of homosexuality or gay rights causes. While students must be free to create gay-identified groups, the schools themselves should remain neutral and allow society to evolve on its own

Nope. I think we are evolving and that Camille should join us.

Thoughts?