I want to believe this really happened but it's from TMZ so, grain of salt.
Supposedly, Charlie Sheen and Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham were privately sexting. That is until Backdoor Mom leaked the private messages to the media and prompted Charlie to respond with this:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.
Well then. Not much else to say about that...