Today we learned of a forlorn young Pole who decided his best move was to steal roses to give to his ex. This led one to commentor sharing her disdain for flowers:

From cheerful_exgirlfriend:

As an ex-girlfriend I'd like to say that in general I don't like getting flowers.

My first thought is "lazy" my second thought is "now I'm gonna smile so he thinks I like this lazy shit"

My husband has learned that he should give me something with more thought.

This was my birthday gift from the man I love:

Tied for second for COTD, every comment in this article.