Elytte Barbour, 22, and wife Miranda Barbour, 18, have been charged with the murder of 42-year-old Troy LaFerrara. "They went out to dinner on Veteran's Day to celebrate and to enjoy the thrill of killing," Sunbury Police Chief Stephen Mazzeo told the Daily News.

Elytte Barbour told officers before his arrest last night that he and his wife had planned to kill before but their plans never worked out until LaFerrara responded to Miranda's Craigslist ad offering companionship. “She is not a prostitute,” Elytte explained, saying Miranda made anywhere from $50 to $850 for meeting men for dinner or a walk. “What she does is meet men who have broken marriages or have no one in their lives and she meets with them and has delightful conversation.” [via Gothamist]

The important thing in this story is, y'know, she's not a prostitute.