As a funderemployed hooligan with delusions of grandeur and commitment issues, I always figured (stupidly) that I was an anomaly of a reader here at GM who was wasting his life away by reading endless snarky articles and doing his bestest to quick-reply with pithy comments. But you all do it too! And far more prolifically than me! So what are your secrets? Are you sitting in an office cubicle siphoning paychecks off an unknowing benefactor while you read and respond to every post? Are you intending to make this your career?

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