Everything Spicy is Awesome

Because I don't eat tuna regularly, I just discovered the spicy variety. More, please. In fact, put everything in spicy mode. I once ate the third hottest California jalapeno pepper at a House of Blues. It was tiny and I still had to cut it up and eat it a piece at a time, it was so very hot. But I eat a lot of meals with regular jalapenos, and I slather hot sauce on everything, and I love jalapeno potato chips. Thank God I live in L.A. If I didn't, if I lived in the Midwest or somewhere where Mexican food wasn't so prevalent, I'd be a completely different person. I wouldn't be as fun and easygoing as I am. I'd be a dour Lutheran. So put spice in everything, good people. It'll improve the taste. It's good for you. I don't know that but why not? And then there are spicy women.....