That's the only explanation for twizzler's behavior on Gawker today. She was just spewing conspiracy theories out her tootsie pops. And like sticky candy, all sorts of bugs buzz around it.

I don't know why I let my conspiracy freak flag fly on here. It's not out of smarts. It's kind of an addiction at this point. Gawker is like my opium den.

That's all I have to say. I think the flu has settled to stay in my cerebral doohickies up there. Whatever.