The 25 Cutest Corgi Puppies Currently Online does not include the Gawker Nuclear Puppy, who you can clearly see is very much online.

That's some shoddy journalism, right there. No Pulitzer Prize for that list, Buzzfeed. But keep trying. (How far away do you think the Corgi Pulitzers are? I give it less than a decade.)

In the meantime, eat our corgi, Buzzfeed.