This is my burner where I pretended to be Finnish and would make a lot of random European references:
Surely, you've seen the Loituma girl's leek based blasphemic use of the Ievan Polkka. For the great folks of Finland, it's practically a national crisis. Damn you , Leeks. You are the most destructive of the onion family.
They should have photoshopped grumpy cat into the picture. That or my grandmother's Vispipuuro . I mean, it's the best inside or outside of Helsinki. Eating one of those even makes a Swede seem tolerable.