So here's a story a friend posted on Facebook about a 93-year old woman who was a victim of the knockout game. But wait, it gets better after that because she pulled out her gun and shot her assailant and the homeless man who saw it thought she was a superhero.

No, really:

A homeless man who witnessed the attack told reporters that Bennett acted like a superhero. "I saw her get sucker punched from behind really hard. She hit the ground and then they all started kicking her. She got this huge pistol out of her purse and BOOM! Headshot! Game over son, you know what I'm saying? Poor n*gga never had a chance."

No names are really given except for the woman's and the author's name is Admin who has such journalistic credentials that they don't have a name. So just like the Fairy Tales of Grimm or maybe a Mother Goose, this will be read while gun lovers stroke their metal pieces at night, furiously hoping that yet another unnamed thug is put down, for this is the ultimate gun fairytale.