So I'm talking to my ex today and I mention I'm watching The Walking Dead.

He goes "How can you be watching that in the middle of the day?"

I go "Netflix."

He goes "Oh, how many episodes are on there?"

I go "Three seasons."

"REALLY?! Wow, so you can just sit there for hours watching several seasons?"

"No, dear, for days and days and days."

"Huh. Well that's cool."

"Yeah. Netflix. Don't go through a Great Recession without it. Also, you work too hard."

"Somebody has to."

"Goodbye."