So you know how Jessica Smith does the Best of Kinja Links Rodeo Round Up and after the links it says "Discuss on Jessica"? I'm tempted to start rumors about Jessica to Jessica that are outlandishly outrageous, even ostentatious, in the Best of Kinja comments.

But I can't think of any right now. I'm dealing with some salsa and chips and it's pretty important. I don't know. I get ideas.