People analyzing people and their terrible commentariats. We don't do that nearly enough. It's about time we put some motherfuckers in their place. JOIN ME.

Look at this shit:

Who the fuck do you think you are, not using fossil fuels and shit?

Who are you impressing with your emotionally overwrought bullshit here?

Yeah, i'm not holding the fucking paper differently AT ALL

FUCK THEM AND THEIR BULLSHIT. They don't understand the world like we do. We should punch them all in the nuts.