My horoscope warned me that this week is like a week o' doom for me. And it hasn't lied.

It's my birthday and it's probably the shittiest day of the entire year. I feel shittier than shitty. Like, if shitty had a second cousin named shittier shittiest, that would be how I feel.

And it's my birthday. And it bites.

So I'm just posting this as a shitty ploy for Happy Birthday wishes. Because this has been the shittiest birthday ever and at least I know you people will say something nice. Most of you. I almost lol'd at that, but I can't lol because did I mention THIS HAS BEEN THE SHITTIEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!