A brown pearl of internetting.

Fellow Crosstalkers, you have all been very kind to invite me into your communal home the warmest possible way one can invite a virtual stranger into their communal home.

Assuredly you are all far more internet-savvy than me, but I must share this link I found on a Reddit ¿thread? about terrible roommates. I for one am not a Redditor nor a Tumbler, although I find both to be very valuable for different types of media. The link is an oldie but a goodie, and certainly the most insane story ever written by a seemingly sane person in the history of interwebz.

If your imagination runs wild, wild enough to transform vivid descriptions of madness into the new flesh of horrors, I strongly suggest you go no further and merely read the comments of other brave explorers whose synopses, reflections and anecdotes can be your stereograph into this strange, foreign aspect of subtenancy.