I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT HUMAN HAD POSTING PRIVS. CONFUZZLEMENT, I HAS IT. HERE BE DUGGARS, ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER.
Because of all those fetuses on the abortion train, America is having a "baby apocalypse.":
This isn't Jim Bob's first time making the comparison. After going to Holocaust museum, Jim Bob decided to make it all about himself, like some really self-absorbed facebook friends I have. (God, they just burst into a perfectly fine thread about my lunch with their pain).
“A couple of weeks after we went to the Holocaust Museum it dawned on us that there is a holocaust taking place right here in America! More than 56 million lives have been destroyed in our country!” the couple said. “That is over 4000 babies being killed and 4000 women being wounded each day!
Blah, blah, blah.
Jim Bob Duggar fantasizes of a day where we can all pop out 19 kids and in a generation and then we can be choked with billions of shiny, big haired evangelical, home schooled kids who will eat our tater tot casserole and wear our homespun prairie dresses.
Not satisfied to stop at the baby holocaust, they also talked about the evil Affordable Care Act, which may result in something even more horrific than being like Nazi Germany. The US may end up like Canada.... Canada.
“When you take that free market away and you make it to where it’s a government health care program, it will be like in Canada where you have to get on a list if you want to have surgery done,” Duggar told the students.
Lucky for you, Churchy, America will vote for Jesus and their anointed on earth:
"There's a sleeping giant which is the Christian Conservatives…I think they'll win this thing," Duggar told The Christian Post in a Thursday interview. An Arkansas native, Duggar, his wife, and his 19 children have been campaigning for three Republican candidates in Virginia since Monday: Ken Cuccinelli for governor, E.W. Jackson for lieutenant governor, and Mark Obenshain for attorney general.
Once Jesus rises from the dead and shows up on election day, is it over for the Democrats? Will the sleeping giant of the 90s, evangelicals return to overtake everything, reversing our ultra left wing political course ? (There are insurance exchanges, INSURANCE EXCHANGES! What's next? Collective farming? Utilitarian fashion?) Or will we find out that Jesus really endorses Bernie Sanders because they are both Jewish independents who care about the poor? STAY TUNED!