Was hanging out in the bar this afternoon with my drunken lesbian friend when this drunk dude decided he needed to take her to this hair salon he likes and buy her a haircut and a scalp massage. He wasn't hitting on her or anything - just in his drunken state it seemed the right thing to do. He also ordered two double gin and tonics in plastic glasses as walkers for the five minute walk to the place. This was like 3 p.m. and nobody found this odd.