Inspired not just by a subculture, a pink and uptalking subculture, but by a Frank Zappa Song.

Has Early Nick Cage

Why Valley Girl is the Greatest Movie in the History of Mankind

Has unironic early 80s fashion mullets

Why Valley Girl is the Greatest Movie in the History of Mankind

Has both EG Daily and Michelle Meyrink in their 80s glory

Why Valley Girl is the Greatest Movie in the History of Mankind

Why Valley Girl is the Greatest Movie in the History of Mankind

Why Valley Girl is the Greatest Movie in the History of Mankind

Both with totally tubular vocab. Totally. Like Totally.

Why Valley Girl is the Greatest Movie in the History of Mankind

And the punk rock hair. The grimy boy punk rock hair. And the fashion—all of the fashion.

Why Valley Girl is the Greatest Movie in the History of Mankind

Oh and the soundtrack. The totally excellent soundtrack.

Behold its glory or at least part of it from the trailer.