MARRY, FUCK, KILL! : SHARKTANK EDITION

HERE ARE YOUR CHOICES:

Mark Cuban: Douchebag Billionaire; owner of Dallas Mavericks; considered an animal by other sharks.

MARRY, FUCK, KILL! : SHARKTANK EDITION

Barbara Corcoran: Real Estate Tycoon; often exasperated; pissed off at Mr. Wonderful and likes to see him be afraid of his wife; tired of your bullshit

MARRY, FUCK, KILL! : SHARKTANK EDITION

Daymond John: Owner of Fubu; Freaked out by the other judges; Other judges profess to want to sleep with him

MARRY, FUCK, KILL! : SHARKTANK EDITION

Robert Herjavec: Voted Most Sensitive at his MBA program; other Sharks call him a Hippie; seems like a hippie for a capitalist pig. Canadian.

MARRY, FUCK, KILL! : SHARKTANK EDITION

Lori Grenier: Did I mention that I worked for QVC?; Known by other judges for working at QVC

MARRY, FUCK, KILL! : SHARKTANK EDITION

Mr. Wonderful: Neutral Evil; Known as a dick bag among dick bags. Sexy like Dick Cheney

MARRY, FUCK, KILL! : SHARKTANK EDITION