I meow because you sleep too late.

I meow because you don't feed me right away.

I meow when you feed me.

I meow when you pet me.

I meow when you don't pet me.

I meow when I want you to pick me up.

I meow when you pick me up.

I meow when you put me on the tall couch cushions. What the fuck was up with that?

I meow for no fucking reason at all.

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