More Awkward Friend Requests

Dude...

WTF is it with people and Facebook? Why do people assume that just because they kind of knew you once that you want them to be in your business years later?

This time it's a girl who I was in an activity group with in college. Note: college was 14 years ago (ouch). I didn't like her much then and I'm pretty sure that wasn't a secret. I mean I tolerated her politely seeing as we spent time together in a small group for the sake of our shared activity, but since leaving college we have seen each other maybe twice? And I'm not sure I said much more than "hi".

The last time I saw her (two years ago?) she sent me a friend request and I ignored it. Now a mutual friend has had a baby and because she saw me "like" a baby picture she has sent me another friend request. I ignored it.

THEN SHE POSTED A COMMENT ON THE ONE OF THE BABY PICTURES THAT SAID, "HEY MIZJENKINS ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST WEIRDO!!!"

Seriously? This is why I never liked you. How could you possibly be so needy for attention that you demand it from somebody who clearly wants nothing to do with you? Take a fucking social cue!

Am I a bitch?