1. Thou shalt not poke a sleeping asshole, for it will fart on ye.

2. Dismiss button is thy friend. Thou must use it else thou will notice faeces hit the fan.

3. Thou shalt not be an asshole.

4. Thou shalt not be a racist asshole. If thee cannot be non-racist, then thee will SFTU.

4. If thou has nothing useful to add, thou shalt STFU. Or post gifs/memes.

5. Thou shalt NOT be mean.

6. Thou shalt Google the meanings of fancy words before using them.

7. Thou shalt not troll. Unless it is thy wish to troll a troll.

8. Thou shalt not claim one opinion better or greater than another.

9. Thou shalt wash hands after using the restroom.

10. Thou shalt be nice whenever possible. C'mon man, it isn't that fucking hard.

11. THOU SHALT NOT TELL A LADY TO SMILE. I WILL FUCKING SMITE YOU IF YOU DO THAT.

12. Thou shalt respect everyone and treat them as humans, even the assholes.