You guyz, there is a deluge of Jezebel articles demanding that I (and you and WE) stop doing shit.

Stop doing this

Stop doing that (no really, you should stop doing that).

STOP HIDING YOUR FACE UNDER ALL THAT SCRIBBLE SCRABBLE!

And I'm TURNING THE TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop telling me to stop doing things. It's my life, I'll do what I want.

ETA: It appears that the title to one has been changed from 'stop' to 'quit'. I can't be fooled. WE WON'T BE FOOLED! THE URL REMAINS.