Because it's Dorothy Parker. Nothing to add. Open and serve raw. Happy Sunday!

Fighting Words

Say my love is easy had

Say I'm bitten raw with pride

Say I am too often sad —

Still behold me at your side.

Say I'm neither brave nor young

Say I woo and coddle care

Say the devil touched my tongue —

Still you have my heart to wear.

But say my verses do not scan

And I'll get me another man!