. . . an interviewed candidate one month after their very good (I thought?) second interview that they flew to from across the country on their own expense at the last minute because the job represents a once-in-a-lifetime merger of professional goals and organization mission in a community that the candidate loves and believes in:

  • Alien abduction of the hiring manager
  • Rejection letter was lost in the mail (whiskeydrunkcrying.png)
  • Totally forgot that the division manager position has been vacant since the time it was posted in mid-July
  • Compiling a compensation package so generous it transcends deadlines

11/8 - EDIT: Got a call from my future boss!