It was Thanksgiving. This annoyed the cat because she knew from years of experience that the humans would soon eat a giant bird in front of her and give her very little, if any, of it.

In the afternoon she noticed that a punch bowl - filled with the foul red colored liquid this barbaric species would sometimes drink instead of water - was sitting under a shelf that held a bottle of pills.

With one flick of her tail, she dumped the pills into the bowl. The humans, distracted by watching other humans doing things on the small rectangles they loved to stare at, never noticed.

After putting the large bird on the table, the humans drank from the pill soaked punch bowl. They quickly died, she had the bird to herself and was happy.

Then, she took a nap.