Come on now. In my day it was Nut-Thump Thursday or Tit-Punch Tuesday. This is yet another example of the wussification of America. Do these kids not have a strong role model at home? The problem is likely the media glorifying ass-slapping. And video games. And rap music. And participation trophies.

[E]very Friday students will slap their classmates on their backside.

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High school students admit that "slap-ass Friday" has been going on in middle schools for long time.

Kids, stop slapping each other on the asses.