In a single week, South Dakotan Republican legislator (officially the lowest elected office in the world), Steve Hickey, used the following analogies to describe gay sex:

Pardon a crude comparison but regarding men with men, we are talking about a one-way alley meant only for the garbage truck to go down. Frankly, I'd question the judgment of doctor who says it's all fine.

and then a couple days later:

"I hesitate to get crude again, but Dr. Weiland, is it okay for, you know, eight of your friends that you're in love with to take a dump in your bed and can sleep on it all day long?"

I think we can conclude that this man has no idea what butt sex actually entails.