No, they just can't have it all. Based on a picture of Kim Kardashian.

Give up women of America. It's over. Just pack it in. All that striving to be the best version of yourself? Stupid. Don't even try.

The stroller says "I'm a mommy," but her boobs say "I'm a sex goddess." Her silver eyeliner says "I'm a party animal," while her nude lipstick says "I'm a natural beauty." Her retro blowout says "I'm pulled together" while her blazer, well, isn't. But above all, her shoulder pads say "I'm a professional," which she most certainly is.

For someone not quoted in this article whatsoever, she is certainly saying a lot.