Get on the mailing list of the National Republican Congressional Committee. You'll receive personally tailored missives direct from Republican movers and shakers such as this one I received today from John Boehner, himself:

Friend, this can't be right.

Chairman Walden just emailed me a list of NRCC members for 2013, and I don't see your name.

You've been one of the NRCC’s most loyal supporters in the past so I know this must be a mistake.

It's not too late to join our efforts to create jobs, stop reckless Washington spending, and repeal the President's train wreck of a health care law...

John Boehner considers me his friend!