10. She accents her post titles with a sprinkle of "fucks". I like that.
9. She loves The Duggars! I don't know who they are, but her posts brings the numbers to Crosstalk. High five for Snacktastic!
8. Brave enough to defend the indefensible!
7. She's committed to pancakes!
6. She's a super smartypants but still has a top-tier sense of humor.
5. She's old like me (though not as old).
4. Fuckin' Dance Parties Man!
3. She knows enough about fancy theorists to write a post like this. (or promises to do it, still waiting Snack...)
2. She can admit when she's wrong.
1. She's empathetic as fuck. I don't need to link to anything to prove that, because you know it's true.
I love Snacktastic.