Someone on eBay is trying to sell a magic potion that will turn dicks into vaginas and vaginas into dicks.

Normally, I'd think this was a random criminal/crank but the seller has a 99.4% positive feedback rating after 2,273 eBay auctions. Some of those include an orange juice glass that will make anyone who drinks from it become unable to lie.

My favorite has to be Haunted Design A Life.

Why would you buy this miracle object? Here's why:

"This spellbound item gives you the ability to change anything and everything in and about your life in an instant!Limitless boundaries as to what you can make changes to and what the changes can be.Do not miss out as there are not many with this power to offer!"

The fact that everyone who has bought from this seller likes them will haunt my dreams for months to come.

Haunted Sex Change Body Lotion