A gift guide! Let me start and you will add to this guide. Like crows, we at Crosstalk like shiny things and all sorts of ephemera, so what better than this lovely owl printed locket.
But, hey, "I like shiny things and I am a man." Oh you are so gender normative. Wear the fucking locket!
It is 36 dollars on Cosmic Firefly's shop on Etsy and is suitable for any Crosstalk commenter who is not a total bastard. And maybe Magister.