In what can only be described as groundbreaking journalism Jezebel reports that women who like casual sex are generally happy after they have casual sex.

I know you are as shocked as I am. This has inspired me to do my own reporting on the subject matter. Here you go.

If monagmy turns you on and makes you happy, wait to have sex until you find someone you want to be monogamous with you and who you want to be monogamous with. This will probably make you happy.

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If one night stands turn you and make you happy go out and have a ton of one night stands. This will probably make you happy.

If being in an open relationship turns you on and makes you happy go find someone you want to have an open relationship with who wants to have an open relationship with you. This will probably make you happy.

If being poly turns you on and makes you happy find some peeps who are into being poly who you want to be poly with. This will probably make you happy.

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If watching a dude blow up balloons turns you on and makes you happy find a dude who gets turned on blowing up balloons in front of his partner. This will probably make you happy.

If a person you think is hot isn't into the things that turn you on and make you happy, being with them is probably not going to make you happy.

Finally, fire is hot and ice is cold.