The times they are a-changing. All things need updated from time to time. This list is based on a scientific analysis and the items are not debatable. Here's a list of 5 new awful types of Gawker comments:

5. Arbitrary lists/rankings

4. Writing "Benghazi!(!(*#!" on every article

3. Not recognizing satire/sarcasm

2. Jokes about ISIS being the same acronym as cartoon organization

1. Jokes about spam comments

Previously: 10 Worst Types of Gawker Comments