Woke up to 66 responses. Yikes.
Thought 1: Oh no, did I post on Ambien again?
Thought 2: I would've remembered that. NO YOU WOULDN'T.
Thought 3: Big girls don't cry, they open their notifications.
Thought 4: I'm really sorry, Magister.
Thought 5: Oh!
Thought 6: LOL
Thought 7. Duh. I had posted a corgi.
QUEEN ELIZABETH SEZ: NO SHIT, GURL