Friends, people who would have ancestrally been Romans, and gender neutral countrypeople, The Jon Lovitz Banner Party has seen the writing on the wall. You have spoken and somehow the remnants of a dead tree and a ball of fur that obligates itself to your care is more important. So in the spirit of good sportspersonship we concede.
However our surprising 3 vote turnout only strengthens our resolve. We pledge to give you what it is you don't even know you want. We fight for you! We fight for dead references not dead trees! We will return and be better than ever! You have not heard the last of this Banner Party, even if it won't be containing Jon Lovitz! The Schmeritage Foundation will live on!