No more commercials with doorbells ringing. I don't really want to get into it but let's just say anytime I hear a doorbell at two a.m., I assume it's a polite burglar and go arm myself waiting for the eventual break-in. Until sun breaks and I see that the intruder is a shrub, at which point I shrink with shame into a corner filled with Halloween candy and reality television.

Am I the only person annoyed at this trend? Congress should, at the very least, outlaw this form of scare-ver-tising.

It's tiring.