"Look, I'm assuming that most of us on your friends list either are or know people in the alcohol, entertainment, hospitality, and sex work industries. So I think we all are aware that, at bars and restaurants, Republican convention-goers tip terribly and Democrats tip well, but that Democrats hire escorts and go to strip clubs at lower-than-average rates, while a Republican convention means that all sex workers are going to be putting in double shifts. ("Sex workers are going to be putting in double shifts" sounds a lot dirtier than I intended it to.)I don't have as many friends in the drug industry, but I got the vague impression that a Democratic convention isn't going to have much of an effect on drug sales โ€” they do most of their drugs on their own time at home, mostly soft drugs and psychedelics โ€” but a Republican convention is going to help coke sales."