Look, I think it's been obvious for decades now why climate change is happening - and the reason, clearly, is Christmas. Here's the truth the government doesn't want you to know.

Santa started feeling bad about Christmas because of all the consumerism so was thinking about cancelling it (hence the first War On Christmas.)

But the elves wanted to find him and cheer him up. They could do so but needed help.

This guy told them he would help, but only if he could make it warm where it's cold.

But that wasn't enough. They needed slightly more help. And this guy offered, but only if he could make it cold where it's usually warm.


The elves agreed - and Santa became happy and climate change was born.

Therefore if you are against climate change, in reality, you are against Santa Claus and Christmas.