This morning I was tasked with yet another assignment that I filed under “WTF”.
I had to research a customer’s item that we supposedly recently produced and when I found it, I discovered that "recently" was actually 15 years ago and thus exists in the system solely as a faint, wispy memory that is blocked by an error message.
Of course nothing will ever beat the time a customer asked (softly demanded, I might say) me to send him the cell phone number of the FedEx driver who was delivering his order. In that case I couldn’t even find the energy to respond because I had no idea how I was supposed to act subservient and also incredulous at the same time. Quite the pickle, you see.