My friend who calls herself The Lesbian Hedgehog got mad at me the other day when I called what she considered "her bag" "her purse."

I honestly have no idea what the difference between a bag and a purse is. Then people started throwing other terms around. So can you educate me about what the differences between the following terms are (since I had assumed that anything you could carry tampons, makeup and mace in was a "purse.")

Bag

Purse

Satchel

Clutch

Tote

Handbag

Carry alls

Muff

Pouch

Thanks!