Once again, my wife and daughter are at a Girl Scout camp; the boy is streaming Star Trek: Voyager and this time I'm back-to-backing The Following. Here's David Lynch with a cow.

ETA: It took me a minute to translate the old Defamer source link to something Kinja would understand, but though it really doesn't add much to what's in the clip, in the spirit of full disclosure, here's where Mark (Lisanti) asked for the Lynch video and here's where it went.